Over to Pandora

YUM!!!!

Cod stinky goodness!!

[licks lips dripping with stinky goodness jelly]

I LOVES my mama.....

and I ate Charlie's too!!

pandora

Form an orderly queue.......

[Mama: guys! guys! One at a time.....I can't take dictation from two quarrelling cats! OK - charlie........]

ooh - I was SO scareded! Mum took me out in the garden (no harness, I prefers to sit on Mum's shoulder where I am safe - and have a better view!) and we wuz just mooching around getting some fresh air 'n' stuff.....and there was a huge bang........and a crash........and when Mum and I walked around the corner of the house, there was a BIG hole in the wall and lots of noisy stuff going on! I was so scareded I was shaking..........
Then Daddy came out of the hole in the wall. I wasn't expecting him, so it scareded me even more!
Mum cuddled me lots and whispered sweet nuthin's in my ear.....but, guys! Watch out for those big holes in the walls - I think dragons live in there!

charlie (still a bit wobbly)

[Mama: it was the back door to the garage - and all the noise was Daddy dropping stuff! :-) - OK Pandora's turn.........]

I'm STARVING........Mama hasn't fed me ALL day since brekfust. I mean, I know there is biscuit, but I have no TEETH!!
And Daddy is no better - he had chicko for his dinner and didn't give me any, not one measly mouthful.......
I'm wasting away, I'm starving to death.......in fact it's all so traumatic I am going to sleep........

pandora

[Mama: Pandora has decided, after many years of happily miunching Duck stinky goodness, that she doesn't like it. There are bowls of food down and she's still doing a fair impression of a starving animal...........

Update: I would like to point out to all those caring fluffies that Lady Pandora has a nice varied diet. She has a mixture of wet and dry, every day she has prawns (cos it's the only way to get her to take her medicine), she regularly has oily fish for her stomach, bowels and glossy fur, and she does have boiled chicken and fish occasionally (not often cos her digestive system is as old as she is) but she's not keen on them!]

¡Feliz Cumpleaños Luna!!

¡Es hoy cumpleaños de la luna! ¡Es su primer cumpleaños!

Nos pensamos si toda la opinión hola.

¡Si usted desea hablar en español, recomendamos este Web site!

Today is Luna's birthday!! She is one year old and very pretty!!

Go visit her blog and say hello.

If you want to speak in Spanish, we can recommend this website!


charlie and pandora

Happy Neaster Efurrybody!

Pandora and Charlie

Thursday

Mama is throwing a Blog Party tonight. She was inspired by our bashes and decided to have one at the Palace.
Btw - she says no pets (I know she don't mean that really!) but your moms and dads are welcome.

So, anyways, she was having in--in--sum-- a sleepless night last night so she was up half the night spiffing up her blog for the party.

When Blogger didn't play she shot off an email this morning asking why her published blog didn't match the template or the preview!

So, anyways, she's tired now. But she has to go shoppering and then out to help celebrate Uncle Cyberkitten's birthday.......

pandora

I wokes her up!! It was three on the clock, 'cos she cursed me and told me it was three - like I care! I just wanted to play!!

charlie

It's Here...It's Here!!!

ooh - we have had our Secret Paw - from Tyler - all the way from Mericky!!
Look, there's even a card with Tyler on it and a lovely message... 'Just dropping by to say I hope Spring brings baskets of joy your way!'

It came in a box; good start - boxes are always top of my list.....

[checks around] ...and this would be mine - a lovely cosy fluffie warmer for warming my aching old bones after a day fighting with charlie......

[coughs] and I believe the box is mine too!

cooooool new stuff - and treatsies! These are salmony treatsies. Salmon is a fishy! [looks proud]

This is my 'purple no fall downey thing wiv fevvers' - it's cooooool......... wonder how it works........?

Mum! Where'd you put those treatsies.........??

s'ok! Found 'em!! And my 'purple no fall downey thing wiv fevvers'.......wonder if that tastes like salmony.......nope [makes face]

woo hoo! split level playing!

how's the whole box thing going for you, pandora?

shh.........don't tell..........

all thanks to our Secret Paw........ we loves you Tyler - even though you is a woofie!

charlie

Telepath

[thunks]

Charlie, it's time to come home now. We have to put Mama to bed....

oh, and we've had an invite from Luna to go to her birthday party when she's one!

[thunks]

CHARLIE!!

pandora

Does my bum look big in this?

pandora: That Charlie is sooooooooo fat - look at my lovely sleek lines and his big old fat bum...

charlie: My bum isn't big! Uncle Tim says I'm just a healthy big boy, is all [pokes out tongue].............Mum!!

[Mama: Guys, the one day you actually eat side by side and you're STILL bickering??
Pandy, you're gorgeous, honey. Everyone says so.
Charlie, you're just.......er..........BUSHY!!]

Pets to the Rescue!!

Bean babies shouldn't die! It's not right!

Please visit Genuine. Mama told us about Genuine and the nice bean baby who died recently aged only 6.
Bean Genuine and his family are supporting their neighbours after the death of their son and Genuine's childrens' best friend, Ben.
For every comment on his blog, Genuine will donate $1 to a plaque in memory of Ben.
Bean bloggers have made it to $100 - can us fluffies/woofies/buns make it to $200?

Update: Genuine has been in touch by email - he's a very nice bean and so far he is in for $125 towards Ben's plaque. What a generous man he is :-)

And if anyone wondered what our mama looks like - she has posted a picture of herself on her blog - with a blurpy thing! What's wrong with us, eh?? Just 'cos we don't sit still long enough to be photographed??

pandora and charlie

Fambly Outing

We were put in our boxes (amid much swearing and cussing!) and then us and Mama and Daddy went for a drive in the big metal box.

And this is where we went..........

nice ickle house, isn't it? - and where our V E T is........[shudder]

Would you like to meet our V E T?

This is Uncle Tim in a place called 'Down Under'........looking after little wall -ababies.....

anyways, enough photies.....

I got a good going over. When I goes in for my gerry-hatrick check-up Uncle Tim is always very thorough. Eyes, ears, joints, heart, [coughs politely] waterworks, trim nails and finally a good old stroking! He likes me, he says I look amazing for an 80 yr old! Don't I JUST!

Then charlie got a thorough check up. He had all the usual bits checked; ears, heart, coat, nails trimmed and then Uncle Tim had to look in his mouth, 'cos charlie has got weird teeth.......yup, it's official - charlie's teeth are odd! And then to finish off with, he got this big injection and afterwards he BEEPED! yep, snotrag now beeps!!

[Mama; charlie has been fitted with a thermochip, so he cna be identified if the worst happens and his temperature can be read without a thermometer!]

What?? You mean charlie doesn't have to have that cold wet stick up his bum??

[Mama; yep - they're new!]

[looks faintly worried] do I still have to have the cold wet stick up my bum?

[Mama: yep!!]

life's just SO not fair...........[mumble grumble]

Pandora

[Mama - but, Pandy, you beep as well, you know!!]

Photo Opportunities

Hello everyone, Pandora here [smooze]....Mama has finally sorted out her phoney camera thing and has downloaded my gorgeous pictures.......

Taken at Chrissymus time breakfast

er.....Mama? What about the orange juice....?

Thank you [feline smirk]

and just to balance things out, a charming portait of snotrag :-)

[lmfao] that's laughing my feline ass off

pandora

New Fluffies on the Block

There are new blogging fluffies out there.....

Meeko and Kiara have finally persuaded their Mama to start them their own blog!
Oh, and they say their Mama is away this week, so anyone who fancies a party - grab your nip and head over there!

Bat and Bandit are new on the block, but they seems nice fluffies with stories to tell. We've already been over to say hello.

Luna is a gorgeous fluffie in somewhere called Spain. Now Luna has English-speaking friends she is being really nice and translating her blog into English bean-language for us! But still, Mama is gonna have to get an Spanish/English dictionary - or ask her blogfriend Mar to translate!

Abby is a Manx. Mama says that means she has no tail........[charlie swishes enormous tail] how DOES she manage!

Mama is still trying to photograph us for Cowboy's wrestling challenge, but everytime she comes near us, we break and go to our corners.......we think she'll give up soon....

And finally (as the bean newsreaders say!) Mama has at last sent out our Secret Paw and Hare Mail! :-) Of course, we can't say who our SP is, but he loves carrots!

NOOOOOOOO...........

We missed the party!! No niptinis or bloody mousies for us!! No russianless white russians or anchovy pizza.....! Did Angel find a new playmate??

[feline sob]

You see, Mama's 'nearly bean bruv', our Uncle Aginoff, has been very poorly in n'ospital, and as well as being at the work fing, she has been visiting him most evenings this week. She says he is much better and has time to blog today.

Mama has been SO busy lately, what wiff baby bean christenings, work fing, Uncle Aginoff and stuffs..........

Daddy doesn't do blogging, so we couldn't ask him to help :-((

Magoo thunked this across to me - I fink it's cool........

Moses Kitty,
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your fur.
And rains fall soft upon your catnip fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand
To old friends! And to new friends!

I fink living in a barn sounds WAY cool........what's a barn???

charlie

Teleporting Time

OK, snotrag has been walked.....

I must admit I did laugh when I saw him in his harness. But I kissed him on the nose and sympathised........

So now, exercise and funtime over, it's Fluffies to the Rescue!

SSS's Mom is poorly this week, and the guys have asked us fellow felines to teleport over and help nurse her.

[YAWN]

I can feel a teleport coming on..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

pandora

Several Mornings Later

ooh........why does my head hurt still after two days? What did you guys put in those Bloody Mousies? That was one wild weekend........thanks Magoo!!

Oh, and I'm NEVER touching nip again........honest - never.........

Kukka-Maria, I'm flattered, really I am - but Angel is more my type [snicker]

Pandora keeps asking me what went on, and I can't remember - if I could, would I want her to know anyway?????

Mama says I might be allowed to throw a party for my 1st birthday (she thinks I was born sometime in May!), and she's thinking of having one at the Palace for Easter........what's Easter??

Mama found a photo of me today, so she has suggested I post a before and after shot.........

Me when I was found at about 8 weeks..........

Me now......... :-)

charlie

Peace.....

Ah, peace at last.......

snotrag has gone to Magoo's party and I have the place to myself......

[wriggles in comfy bed]

Mind you, he is young.......

and this is his first party.....

hope the little man is ok.......

[looks worried]

pandora

Pressies!!

Mama went shoppering the other day with Uncle Cyberkitten, and found a shop full to busting of COOL pet stuff - lots of poodin fings, woofie fings, and tons of bun and birdie stuff.......

So anyways, 'cos I'm Mama's Number One Poodin [pokes little pink tongue out at Pandora] she boughted me STUFF!!

First thing I'm not frilled about, but it gets me out of the house!! She boughted me a new belt....

So.....this is grass, huh? Green....innit??

ooh - whassat over there........!!

ohhhh - so that's what this funny bush smells like........!

And, of course, being a indoorsy kitty, she had to buy me a new indoorsy toy too!

This is a cool toy.....it's all fluffy with fevvers and stuff - and needs a bean to work it! (so Mama and Daddy have to play wiff me!)

I'm gonna put the bite on it..........then it's gonna meet a toofy death.......yup, the yella fing is gonna die - then I may go out for a little walk in my new belt....

charlie

[coughs in a ladylike fashion]

I like the yellow toy too.........Mama plays with me too - I just don't pose for pictures like SOME fluffies I could mention.........

Pandora

SP

We have our Secret Paw! What fun this is!

Charlie: And they're in Mericky!

Pandora: shh, Charlie. It's a SECRET!

Now we must send Mama out shopping........

Charlie: and Mama has FINALLY sent my ginger pic to Eric so I can join the Gorgeous Gingers!

pandora and charlie

Vise-tors!

Our Gramma and Grampy came to visit yesterday!
I likes my Gramma, she talks nice to me. Grampy doesn't really like poodin's but he's always very nice to us (prob'ly 'cos he's scared of Mama!).
Gramma was very admiring of my coat :-) It's so hard to keep such a wunnerful coat in tip-top condition, but Mama is helping with daily combings.....

Of course, I wasn't happy, 'cos they sleeped in my room!! When M'Auntie comes to stay, she leaves the door open a crack so's us poodin's can get in, but Gramma and Grampy don't like fluffies in the bedroom. So I started scratchin' at their door at hunting hour! Mama had to get up and take me downstairs. She was angry 'cos it was 3am. I knows that 'cos she whispered 'shut up, it's bloody 3am!'. Pandy came down to join us, and Mama played with me all night long.....then when all the beans got up Mama went back to bed and I went with her - I likes it when Mama keeps poodin' sleeping hours! :-)

Once Mama reinstalls the software on the pooter (which broked itself lately), we have some new pikshurs for all you fluffies out there.

Our Honorary Fluffie Cowboy posted a lovely post about Mama on his blog :-) We loves our Mama and we likes it when other beans 'n' fluffies love Mama too.....

Don't forget!! We all need to email Finny and Buddy in the Pawtrait Conpetition. We have done our entry; have you done yours?
It's difficult with all those paws, but it's fun to try........Dunno what time it is with them, but I'm sure they wouldn't sniff at a couple of late entries :-)


charlie

yum!

Mama has bought us new crunchies, we calls 'em bikkits. They is yummy and made 'specially for Indoor Poodins - which we are!

This is what the advertising says....

'That's why our veterinarians and nutritionists have developed new Go-Cat for Indoor Cats - tailored to the specific needs and lifestyle of your indoor cat. 100% nutritionally complete and balanced, Go-Cat for Indoor Cats directly replaces some of the essential nutrient benefits that your cat misses from the outdoors, including those garden greens that cats love to chew on.
It contains a carefully adjusted balance of proteins and calories to avoid unwanted weight gain, the right balance of minerals to help maintain a healthy urinary tract, natural fibres to help reduce hairballs and chicory to aid digestion and reduce litter box smells.
Go-Cat for Indoor Cats gives your cat tailored nutrition and a great-tasting recipe of tasty chicken and added vegetables - while bringing the outdoors in!'

What they don't say is how yummy it is! Both me and charlie likes it - and I have hardly any teefs!
Mama has promised us some kitty grass too, when she gets it to grow...

Oh, and don't forget to put your Pawtrait entries into Finny and Buddy! No hints for us two - we're easy-peasy...and we are next to each other!

Late News - don't forget to keep poorly Casper in your purrayers. He is most poorly.
Update: Mama has done some research on the internet and has sent details on a possible drug to Casper's blog and email address. Every little helps......

pandora