Sunday, August 12, 2007

Me 'n' Bengal

This is me and my little fur-iend Bengal. Mum doesn't know her real name, but we fink Bengal suits her - don't you? We talk through the window a lot. Bengal is a very noisy girl cat and yells a lot - Mum says she's on heat wiff hormones and fings......what are hormones, Mum?

Mum has said she's going to work out how to make 'screens' so we can have the windows open proper.....


Monday, July 23, 2007

Long Time No Miaow......

Hi everyone, we know you've been worried, but Mum has trouble keeping her own blog up to date, let alone ours too.......Diva Kitty went to visit Mum's blog to see if we wuz ok.

Well, to bring you all up to date....I am fine - tomorrow is my 18th birthday (proper, after Mum miscounted last year!). I'm getting a bit creaky now, slowing down a bit. My hips hurt when I first get up, but I'm mostly good.I still smack the CharlieBoy around now and then, but he's tending to stay away from me now.


Hey, is mah dudes still out there? Mum has not been helping us to blog, and we haven't been online for ages. I'm, like, huge now.......way bigger than the Old BattleCat. I'm even too big for Mum's lap now...... I don't have the harness any more, I go into the garden on a collar 'n' lead.
Mum said to post this old picture, it's one of her favourites - me at a year old.
D'you know, it has rained here for weeeeeeeeeeeeks.......every day it rains. Mum says it's flooding up the motorway aways from us. I wonder if the floodies will come here.....hope not, I can't swim.......

Sunday, April 29, 2007


I know I haven't helped the cats to blog lately, but I have been ever so busy and struggling with my depression.

Both of the felines are fine, Pandora is doing really well and Charlie is.....well, Charlie!

They'll be back when I'm feeling a little more capable.

mama cq

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Race for Life

Mum is doing sumfin for charity - 'cos she has a blogbuddy who's sick.....

Please visit her here:

She says she is walking fur cancer - we finks she is walking to cure cancer....but you know how beans talk!

We knows some kitty's beans are having a rough time wiff money, but Mum would appreciate any sponsors :-) She says more the merrier.

This is the online sponsor form:

pandora and charlie

Sunday, March 18, 2007


Don't film me................feed me!


Monday, February 26, 2007

Meme Crazy!

We wuz tagged by Ariel so here we go:

A. Name four places you have lived
1. [charlie] My foster home after being found on the road.
2. [pandora] I have had a bacation at my gramma bean's house.
3. [pandora] Mum, Daddy and I have lived in a house in Oxfordshire.
4. [pandora] where I was born.

B. Four things I love to watch
1. [charlie] TV
2. [pandora] Mum and Daddy
3. [charlie] big ginger flooflie neighbour cat
4. [pandora] birdies

C. Four places I have been outside my home
1. [charlie] The V.E.T., uncle Tim.
2. [pandora] ooh lots of places when I used to go hunting.
3. [charlie] under the shed fing in the garden.
4. [pandora] To my nice cat holiday park, where they spoil me.

D. Four websites I visit daily
Mum doesn't help us every day but when we can we visit...
Fat Eric
Miles Dude
Victor Dude

E. Four of my favourite foods.
1. [charlie] Go-Cat Indoor Cat biscuit
2. [pandora] anything the beans are eating.
3. [charlie] Felix Roasted Stinky Goodness.
4. [pandora] ooh, prawns (although I think there's medicine in there......)

F. Four places I would rather be right now
1. [charlie] I'm just fine here on Daddy's lap.
2. [pandora] Daddy lap would be nice.
3. [charlie] Out in the garden.
4. [pandora] Outside, anywhere outside.

G. Four toys I have owned and played with
1. [charlie] Fevver onna stick - it's called Stick.
2. [pandora] Toys? I don't got no toys.
3. [charlie] Rattling mouse wif stretching tail - it's called Mouse.
4. [pandora] I stole a little stuffed woofie off Mum, he sleeps in my upstairs bed and is called Bojangles.

H. Four nicknames people call me
1. [charlie] Charles P Pusscat
2. [pandora] Pandora P Pusscat
3. [charlie] Handsome
4. [pandora] Beautiful

I. Regarding catnip
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it
Don't like it or can't have it X

J. Regarding cat grass
Love it
It's nice
Could take it or leave it X
Don't like it or can't have it

K. First things I buy after winning the lottery
1. [charlie] lots of toys
2. [pandora] I would give Mum money so she could stay home from the work-thingy all day.
3. [charlie] Lots of nice treatsies.
4. [pandora] a big covered garden.

L. Four things I do besides eat, sleep and litter box
1. [charlie] Chase and tackle Pandora.
2. [pandora] Watch the birdies.
3. [charlie] Catch Pandora's tail.
4. [pandora] Fight with Charlie

M. Four things I want to do this summer
1. [charlie] Go in the garden more
2. [pandora] Sleep in the shade.
3. [charlie] Get a playmate.
4. [pandora] Sleep in the sun.

N. My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else
1. [charlie] Stick (see above).
2. [pandora] Bojangles
3. [charlie] Mousie
4. [pandora] My Daddy

O. What I am going to do before tomorrow
1. [charlie] Finish this - MUM!!
2. [pandora] Sleep
3. [charlie] Midnight sprints
4. [pandora] Finish my dinner.

P.Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play
paper bags
plastic bags
boxes X
Other (explain)

Q. Four other pets that Mum and Dad have had with me
1. [pandora] My beloved best friend Ambrose (went to the Bridge a few years ago).
2. [pandora] Echo, a little female upstart kitty who went to the Bridge when still only a kitten.
3. [charlie] No other pets since I arrived, I am all my Mum and Dad can manage!!

R. Four furiends we tag to respond:
Tiger Lily
Fat Eric
Just copy this list and paste it into a new post. Insert your own answers.

charlie and pandora

Saturday, February 24, 2007


My girlfriend Sweet Ariel stopped by in her cool Hello Kitty car.........

So we're off for a drive.......

later, dudes.......!!


Friday, February 23, 2007


Mum is at home from the work-thing.......she says she has taken a couple of days off.

This means we got to sit on her lap all day long. She's not going to the work-thingy on Monday either, so we'll get to sit on her lap all day long then as well.

To me, this is a good thing.


Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Happy Valentine!!

Happy Valentine to my sweet girl-furiend, Ariel.


Saturday, February 10, 2007

Auntie Elena

I had to go to the stabby place yesterday. Luckily Mama has found us a nice V.E.T. and Uncle Tim has been looking after me for 9 years now, since I was a spry kitty.

Now Uncle Tim has to share us with
Auntie Elena. She's ever so nice and kind and pretty, and talks like our Spanish Furiend Luna. Mama says she's from Spain.
Anyway, I saw Auntie Elena yesterday and she was ever so gentle. She stabbied me (I didn't like that at all!!) and checked my tummy and my eyes. Mama and Daddy call it a
MOT, like when they have their cars checked! Then Mama asked if she would trim my claws and I did need a clawicure. But I had to keep my reputation intact so I hissed and spat and tried to bite them, while Mama held me and Auntie Elena clipped my claws.

I got a clean bill of health, Auntie Elena says I look fantastic for my age and am very well. They even weighed me. Being an elderly feline I am naturally modest, but I was weighed at 3.5kg, that's 7½lbs, apparently I have lost 200 grammes - whatever they are!

Do you all like your V.E.T.s and get to choose who you see or do you have to take whoever is on duty?


Monday, February 05, 2007

This one is juuuuuuuust right........

Shh......don't tell Pandora........

Her bed is awfully comfy......[makes biscuits]


Saturday, February 03, 2007

Still not well

Mum has not been very well for a while now.....must be a gazillion sleeps now.....

[Mum: about 2 weeks, Charlie]

yeah, wot I said, a gazillion sleeps. I been looking after her, I have........

We'll be back when mum is a bit better and can help us wiff our bloggie.


Sunday, January 28, 2007

Short Cut

No, not my incredibly beautiful fur........or even Charlie's 'Over The Top' fluffie coat.....

Mum has worked out how to get around her name at the bottom of our bloggie posts.

With the new layouts available for bloggies, she should be able to get rid of her stoopid monicker....

Saves opening another bloggie.

And we have a new name!! It's only right the cats of the craziequeen are 'craziecats'....

And we have to have an email address, so you can all contact us at:


Saturday, January 27, 2007

Mutter mutter

Naughty Blogger - made Mum upgrade last night and now we has to put up wiff HER profile on our bloggie.....

.....Unless we persuades her to give us our own Google account.................


charlie and pandora

Monday, January 22, 2007

Sisfur Charlie

Mum says I am a good little nurse.

Now I don't know what a nurse is, but she says I'm a really good one!!

Mum was a sicky kitty yesterday. She was sick all day, couldn't eat, couldn't drink and was sick lots. So I slept wiff her all day.

She comed home early from The Work today and slept more. So I sleeped wiff her again.

Mum is a bit better now, but she's still sicky bad. She says it's called gass-tro-ent-tritis - long word ain't it?


Sunday, January 14, 2007


New Stinky Goodness!! [licks lips]

oh, I definitely approve of this.......

More, Mama.....more!!


Wednesday, January 10, 2007


Mum says it's a new year....


smells just like the old one to me!!