Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Form an orderly queue.......

[Mama: guys! guys! One at a time.....I can't take dictation from two quarrelling cats! OK - charlie........]

ooh - I was SO scareded! Mum took me out in the garden (no harness, I prefers to sit on Mum's shoulder where I am safe - and have a better view!) and we wuz just mooching around getting some fresh air 'n' stuff.....and there was a huge bang........and a crash........and when Mum and I walked around the corner of the house, there was a BIG hole in the wall and lots of noisy stuff going on! I was so scareded I was shaking..........
Then Daddy came out of the hole in the wall. I wasn't expecting him, so it scareded me even more!
Mum cuddled me lots and whispered sweet nuthin's in my ear.....but, guys! Watch out for those big holes in the walls - I think dragons live in there!

charlie (still a bit wobbly)

[Mama: it was the back door to the garage - and all the noise was Daddy dropping stuff! :-) - OK Pandora's turn.........]

I'm STARVING........Mama hasn't fed me ALL day since brekfust. I mean, I know there is biscuit, but I have no TEETH!!
And Daddy is no better - he had chicko for his dinner and didn't give me any, not one measly mouthful.......
I'm wasting away, I'm starving to death.......in fact it's all so traumatic I am going to sleep........

pandora

[Mama: Pandora has decided, after many years of happily miunching Duck stinky goodness, that she doesn't like it. There are bowls of food down and she's still doing a fair impression of a starving animal...........

Update: I would like to point out to all those caring fluffies that Lady Pandora has a nice varied diet. She has a mixture of wet and dry, every day she has prawns (cos it's the only way to get her to take her medicine), she regularly has oily fish for her stomach, bowels and glossy fur, and she does have boiled chicken and fish occasionally (not often cos her digestive system is as old as she is) but she's not keen on them!]

13 comments:

PrincessMia said...

Ohmygosh, that does sound scary. I hate the loud kaboomies but if I saw a dragon, I might have to put the bite on it. Unless it's a friendly dragon.

And poor Pandora. I hope you get some nice stinky goodness soon or else we'll have to call Animal Protective Services. I know how you feel. I've instructed the mom to buy me some new stinky goodness as I've gone off my crunchy goodness. I hope she brings it home today as I too am wasting away.

Derby said...

Charlie, you gotta learn to be brave. You had your mum to protect you any way.

Pandora, guess this isn't the time to tell you I have had ham, shrimps and steak this week. YUM.

Timmy said...

That story maked my hair stand on end! Sheesh!!! That garage thing sounds like an awful scary place...kinda like our basement. There are all sorts of monsters that live down there...one growls and gets all hot and another gets so angry, it foams at the mouth! Yipes!

one of us said...

Poodies need change and new menues. Didn't you know that BritCat Mom? ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko

The Meezers said...

Grampa Norton adn Gramma Trixie say that sometimes they just need bland food - like plainn boiled chicken or turkey - or baby food from a jar. They say when you get older, your tummy cannot handle the same things it used to handle. And no teef! Maybe sweet Pandy will eat some baby food turkey.

Kukka-Maria said...

Holes in the wall sound scary! I think you were wise to stay atop your mom's shoulders.

Scary or not, I'm jealous that you get to go outside...

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh you poor things with all the noise. I knows about scary noises too coz there are mens in our house banging on the pipes in the stinky basement!

Beau said...

OOOOh...I don't like loud, scary noises either. Did your dad get scared too about something that made him drop stuff? I can send you all some Stinky Goodness and kitty ear plugs if you want, or help train the humans for you. Just let me know

Oreo said...

Poor kitties. When you get tired of all that abuse you let me know & you can come live with me!

:)

Zeus said...

One time, my human pet opened up a Diet Coke can while I was sleeping on her chest, and it scared me halfway to nine lives and back. I completely understand, Charlie! At least the human female pet was there for you!

Pandora, I'm so sorry that you're hungry! I will send you some sardines if you wish if that will make you feel better!

Lone Star Purrs said...

Sounds like both of y'all had a rough day!! Pure things...you can come to 'mericky and stay wif us for awhile if you want!

Luna said...

I hate the sound strong...I´m fearful don´t like the street! =^^=

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

SWEETIE HERE:
Yummmm Yummmmm Pandora. You get lots of Goody Foods! Lucky Girl...

That was a scary noise thing guys!!! I get scared from loud noises, too, and sometimes they don't even have to be that loud, just startling kind of! Poor you, Charlie guy.