'Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring,
not even a mouse.
'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
and tore him apart-
Ate his mousey intestines
And chewed up his heart.
Kitty thought he heard sleigh bells,
which made him take pause-
He stopped daintily licking
the blood from his claws.
"Must be Santa" thought Kitty
(that quite clever cat)
'Cuz nobody else climbs down
the chimney like that.
Indeed it was ol' Santa,
so jolly and fat
With a load of presents
and all for the cat!
"Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
Kitty thought with a purr,
Then he coughed up a hairball
and shed some more fur.
from Uncle Bionicdwarf!!
charlie
8 comments:
we agree with the Meezers...
hahahahahahaha.
Our Mom almost snorted Coke out her nose.
The Monsters
Ha, ha. Hilarious.
Love it Charlie and Pandora.
Who is the cute cute baby?!
Love it...lol.
OMG that was too funny, and oh so true. :)
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Yup, Santa's red suit needs more cat hair, an almost any cat color will show up.
That was great! Love it! May I post it on Kat's Cat?? I'd love to use it on my Kat's Korner, which I post every Saturday!
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