C: Mum!! She punched me! [squints]
P: I did not!
C: She did! Now I have a poorly eye - see?? [screws eye shut]
P: I did not punch him!
C: Mum, she did. I was just playing and she punched me!
P: Mama, I swear on my fluffy paws I didn't punch him!
C: She's lying, Mum. Punish her, punish her good!! She might have ruined my modelling career.......and what about all my Charlie-Groupies??
M: [coughs] Have you two finished bickering? Good.
Charlie, your eye is fine. A bit of watering and it's already getting better. See, look, you can open it now. You'll be handsome again soon...
Pandora, don't punch him.....[walks off]
P: 'Charlie-Groupies' [feline snigger]
C: [muttering] she did, she punched me.....
P: [whispering] I didn't, I SCRATCHED you.......